Nobody goes right to work.
You might get there on time, but, screw the company,
those first twenty minute belong to you, right?
It's not an attitude in line with the American Spirit,
but there it is: we all screw around first.
"I just got here, man, you kiddin' me?"
Really. You never see a memo that says 9:01.
George Carlin, Occupation: Foole