Wednesday, October 30, 2024

Giving back

Most people think witches are a coven of lesbians
dancing naked in the forest celebrating the semen
stolen from imprisoned hypnotized males,
which they then use to inseminate one another
using turkey basters in order to create a legion of demon babies.
Well, that's only part of it.
We are also active in community outreach programs.

Amy Sedaris, Paul Dinello, Stephen Colbert, Wigfield: The Can-Do Town That Just May Not

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