One of the
happiest features of possessing a capacious vocabulary is the opportunity to
insult your enemies with impunity. While the madding crowd gets mad with
exhausted epithets such as “You rotten pig” and “you dirty bum”, you can
acerbate, deprecate, derogate, and excoriate your nemesis with a battalion of
laser-precise pejoratives. You can brand him or her a grandiloquent popinjay,
venal pettifogger, nefarious miscreant, flagitious recidivist, sententious
blatherskite, mawkish ditherer, arrant peculator, irascible misanthrope,
hubristic narcissist, feckless sycophant, vituperative virago, vapid yahoo,
eructative panjandrum, saturnine misanthrope, antediluvian troglodyte, maudlin
poetaster, splenetic termagant, pernicious quidnunc, rancorous anchorite,
perfidious mountebank, irascible curmudgeon.
Eugene Ehrlich, The Highly Selective Dictionary for the
Extraordinarily Literate